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Be sure to catch Robert Murch this weekend at the USS Hornet in Almedia,CA. He'll be joining Nick Groff as he explores and investigates the haunted history of this aircraft carrier. ... See MoreSee Less
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Is your Ouija board haunting you? Maybe you have a bad feeling after a scary session. Could be that you think, because you read social media, that the board is like some kind of a spooky sponge that doesn’t quite release whatever it is that it absorbs when you play with it. Or maybe you were excited to win a hugely overpriced “haunted Ouija board” on eBay only to be freaked out now that it’s in your house, exuding haunt effluent or whatever, all over your bedroom. You’re sure it’s the board because nothing has gone right since the day you got it. No matter. You can send it to us and be done with it altogether. It’s a public service we provide at the Talking Board Historical Society and we like to remind you of it occasionally particularly since there seems to be a lot of you concerned lately. But we know what you’re thinking: you’re worried for our safety so why put us in harm’s way? Thanks, but you won’t. Together, we collectively own thousands of talking boards. Thousands. We suffer the same ills most humans do but don’t blame our boards any more than we’d blame our telephones for toxic telemarketer calls from the “IRS” threatening to arrest us unless we wire money to an offshore account. And the horrible haunted boards that people send us sit on our shelves just as quietly as do our peaceful boards, amazingly enough. Not that a “real” haunted Ouija board doesn’t exist somewhere. When we find one, you’ll here about it here first. That we promise.
-Gene Orlando, Talking board Historical Society ... See MoreSee Less
A noble gesture and just so you know if any of those boards get a little too spooky for you... I'm willing to take them off your hands... Sincerely, ZO ZO
Lol....it's the only divination tool I don't own. No particular reason. I just figure when the right one crosses my path I'll know.
What a great service, and an even greater way to build your collection. I'm with Dean Hacker though, and I'll take any unruly boards people want to be rid of. In fact, finding unique and affordable boards is getting so hard, I've decided to start building my own. Gonna haunt them all when I die! LOL
Haha. Haha. Haha. I love it!!! I want to put this on my website!